In Joy And Sorrow
funnyandhilarious:

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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

yourneckplusmyteeth:

inturlrude:

what the fuck is happening over in America?

Beats me but at least the girls are getting prettier.

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

teenifies:

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

 

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA