"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it
what the fuck is happening over in America?
Beats me but at least the girls are getting prettier.
my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills
I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”
but then you flip it over and
it looks like it has fucking wordart on it
They literally fucking used WordArt